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Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 22, 2017, 08:57:18 AM

Jun
21
2017

Confidence is contagious; so is lack of
confidence.

– Vince Lombardi
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 23, 2017, 07:46:37 AM

Jun
22
2017

You owe it to yourself to find your own unorthodox way of succeeding, or sometimes, just surviving.

– Michael Johnson         

Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 24, 2017, 08:07:55 AM

Jun
23
2017

If you want to change the way people respond to you, change the way you respond to people.

– Timothy Leary
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 26, 2017, 08:41:14 AM

Nothing is work unless you'd rather be doing something else.
George Halas
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 27, 2017, 07:54:10 AM
If you want to change the way people respond to you, change the way you respond to people.

– Timothy Leary 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 28, 2017, 08:05:20 AM
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

– Wayne Dyer
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 30, 2017, 07:56:48 AM
Four things for success: work and pray, think and believe.

– Norman Vincent Peale       
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on July 01, 2017, 07:42:03 AM
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.

– Aristotle 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on August 23, 2018, 08:19:25 AM
Today's Quote of the Day
Aug
23
2018

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.

– Vernon Law
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on August 28, 2018, 04:57:24 PM
Today's Quote of the Day
Aug
28
2018

If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.

– Charles Kettering         

Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on April 25, 2021, 08:43:36 AM
Today's Quote of the Day  Apr242021    It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
– Henry David Thoreau       

Note: I am also using this thread to see if the size of my signature changes as requested.   

     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 01, 2021, 08:42:08 AM
What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
– Robert H. Schuller   
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on May 03, 2021, 01:34:39 PM
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 05, 2021, 07:59:22 AM
Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. – Victor Kiam
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 06, 2021, 09:51:43 AM
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. – Ayn Rand   
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 07, 2021, 08:28:12 AM

Be kind to everyone you meet: "A handshake is worth 250 votes." – Lyndon
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 08, 2021, 08:56:44 AM
 Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. – George Bernard Shaw         
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: chooka03 on May 08, 2021, 11:06:21 AM
My favourite quote in life - "Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain.

:jester:
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 09, 2021, 08:37:52 AM
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.                                                                                     
– Kyle Chandler
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 10, 2021, 08:04:55 AM
The less you talk, the more you're listened to. – Abigail Van Buren
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 11, 2021, 11:57:04 AM
Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. – George Allen, Sr.....Is this another one of those who tries to brain wash you to work hard so he can get another Billion or so to his holdings without any hard work?.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 12, 2021, 08:36:24 AM
  Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.
– Vince Lombardi         
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 14, 2021, 07:54:32 AM
Well done is better than well said.
– Benjamin Franklin
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 17, 2021, 09:05:46 AM

A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers. – Plato
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 18, 2021, 07:50:05 AM

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. – Wayne Dyer
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 19, 2021, 08:57:34 AM

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. – Oliver Wendell Holmes 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 20, 2021, 08:43:56 AM

  Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. – Aristotle         
 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 21, 2021, 09:04:23 AM

The man with a new idea is a crank... until the idea succeeds. – Mark Twain
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Mike Mitchell on May 21, 2021, 02:43:23 PM
Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.


E. Joseph Crossman
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 22, 2021, 08:01:41 AM
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. – Art Buchwald
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 23, 2021, 09:02:46 AM
If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. – Napoleon Hill
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 24, 2021, 08:03:41 AM
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. – Helen Keller      
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 25, 2021, 08:06:39 AM
There is no victory at bargain basement prices. – Dwight D. Eisenhower             
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 26, 2021, 08:27:36 AM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. – Wayne Gretzky     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Mike Mitchell on May 26, 2021, 04:35:48 PM
"Even though you get a little twinge every now and again with the years marching on and become aware of your own mortality, you realise you're only limited by your imagination."

ITA BUTTROSE
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 28, 2021, 08:24:19 AM

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek. – Joseph Campbell
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 30, 2021, 08:05:00 AM

People think I'm disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference. – Luciano Pavarotti
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on May 31, 2021, 08:12:53 AM


If things seem under control, you're just not going fast enough. – Mario Andretti   
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 01, 2021, 07:55:17 AM

If I had nine hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first six sharpening my ax. – Abraham Lincoln 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 02, 2021, 08:08:19 AM

Fix your eyes on perfection and you make almost everything speed towards it. – William Ellery Channing 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 03, 2021, 08:13:03 AM
  The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get the old ones out. – Dee Hock         
 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 04, 2021, 08:11:58 AM
  Don't judge those who try and fail, judge those who fail to try. – Unknown         
 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 05, 2021, 07:54:47 AM
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
– Epictetus
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 06, 2021, 08:07:37 AM
If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. – Frank A. Clark
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 07, 2021, 08:17:18 AM
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind... it doesn't matter. – Mark Twain 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 08, 2021, 08:12:15 AM
  Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow. – Doug Firebaugh         
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 09, 2021, 08:26:50 AM
Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head. – Ann Landers
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 10, 2021, 08:15:24 AM
  Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. – Mother Teresa         
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 11, 2021, 08:06:34 AM
  You learn as much from those who have failed as from those who have succeeded. – Michael Johnson          
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 12, 2021, 08:14:46 AM
  There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs. – Ansel Adams          
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 13, 2021, 07:58:59 AM
Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. – Susan Longacre
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 14, 2021, 07:57:50 AM
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. – Seneca
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 15, 2021, 08:30:16 AM
  Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. – Henry David Thoreau         
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 17, 2021, 09:08:13 AM
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one. – E. B. White
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 18, 2021, 07:10:56 AM
The best way to predict the future is to invent it. – Alan Kay
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 19, 2021, 08:11:07 AM
Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it. – Stan Smith
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 20, 2021, 08:27:27 AM
  If you want a happy ending... that depends on where you stop your story. – Orson Welles         
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 21, 2021, 08:19:32 AM
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. – Thomas Edison
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 22, 2021, 08:32:18 AM
Confidence is contagious; so is lack of
confidence.
– Vince Lombardi
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 23, 2021, 08:04:08 AM
You owe it to yourself to find your own unorthodox way of succeeding, or sometimes, just surviving. – Michael Johnson
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 24, 2021, 07:56:49 AM
If you want to change the way people respond to you, change the way you respond to people. – Timothy Leary
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 25, 2021, 08:40:48 AM
We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 26, 2021, 08:17:29 AM
If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. – Jim Rohn
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Mike Mitchell on June 26, 2021, 04:50:36 PM
If you want to find the person responsible, follow the power. Don't follow the money. You'll just find an employee.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 27, 2021, 08:08:18 AM
It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life. – Elizabeth Kenny     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 28, 2021, 07:54:04 AM
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. – Wayne Dyer 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 29, 2021, 07:48:06 AM
Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. – Tony Robbins 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on June 30, 2021, 09:17:05 AM
  Four things for success: work and pray, think and believe. – Norman Vincent Peale          
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on July 01, 2021, 08:43:29 AM
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
– Aristotle
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on July 02, 2021, 08:14:58 AM
  Poverty was the greatest motivating factor in my life. – Jimmy Dean         
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on July 03, 2021, 07:54:22 AM
  Work gives you meaning and purpose and life is empty without it.
– Stephen Hawking         
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on July 04, 2021, 07:17:22 AM
You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past.
– Richard Bach
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on July 05, 2021, 08:00:01 AM
  Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
– Swami Sivananda         
     
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on July 06, 2021, 08:02:18 AM
I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
– George S. Patton 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on July 07, 2021, 08:50:25 AM
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
– Harold V. Melchert
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Cruncher Pete on July 08, 2021, 08:32:06 AM
  I don't believe in failure. It's not failure if you enjoyed the process.
– Oprah Winfrey         
 
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 09, 2021, 05:51:57 PM
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
– Harry Hill
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 10, 2021, 01:28:00 PM
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
- Steven Wright
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 11, 2021, 10:39:26 AM
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- Margaret Mead
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 12, 2021, 09:30:55 AM
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
– Robert Bloch
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 13, 2021, 10:08:12 AM
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: 'How to Build a Boat.'
- Steven Wright
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 14, 2021, 12:13:18 PM
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- Ken Dodd
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 15, 2021, 10:06:53 PM
As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
- Sir Norman Wisdom
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 16, 2021, 12:07:57 PM
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
- Doug Larson
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 17, 2021, 01:54:36 PM
If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
- Ace Ventura
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 18, 2021, 07:49:58 PM
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
- Steven Wright
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 19, 2021, 04:40:22 PM
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
- Tommy Cooper
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 20, 2021, 06:50:37 PM
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 23, 2021, 11:03:04 AM
Never follow anyone else's path. Unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
- Ellen DeGeneres
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2021, 04:06:28 PM
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2021, 11:40:20 AM
It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
- Marilyn Monroe

Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2021, 07:32:19 PM
Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.
- Jay Leno

Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2021, 11:50:19 AM
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2021, 01:34:22 PM
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired. 
- Will Ferrell
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2021, 11:59:54 AM
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
- David Lee Roth
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2021, 11:10:07 AM
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

- Jay Leno
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 02, 2021, 11:55:11 AM
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Steven Wright
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 08, 2021, 08:55:39 AM
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

- Tim Vine
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 12, 2021, 05:35:21 PM
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 17, 2021, 11:32:12 PM
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
- Homer Simpson
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 21, 2021, 12:07:56 PM
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Noel Coward
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 24, 2021, 03:29:39 PM
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
- Robert Benchley
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 25, 2021, 08:03:42 PM
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

- Will Rogers
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 30, 2021, 02:59:43 PM
Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
- Bill Murray
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 31, 2021, 09:45:11 PM
If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
- Olaf Falafel
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 01, 2021, 06:16:43 PM
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 05, 2021, 03:02:15 PM
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
- W. C. Fields
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 07, 2021, 12:27:29 AM
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 09, 2021, 03:34:38 PM
I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine.
- Olaf Falafel
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 10, 2021, 09:31:22 PM
The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family. The problem is no one runs in your family.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 12, 2021, 03:11:34 PM
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.
- Bill Murray
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 13, 2021, 11:10:29 PM
I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 16, 2021, 12:59:06 PM
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 20, 2021, 03:45:08 PM
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
- Henny Youngman
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2021, 11:41:59 PM
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 28, 2021, 10:57:16 AM
I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house.
- Ed Byrne
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on October 02, 2021, 08:11:57 AM
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on October 04, 2021, 04:18:42 PM
Vegetables – what food eats before it becomes food.
- David Weber
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on October 08, 2021, 07:58:04 PM
I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on October 12, 2021, 08:41:34 PM
Man is the only living being who cuts down trees, makes paper, and writes "SAVE TREES" on it.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on October 16, 2021, 01:16:12 PM
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- Rick Cook
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on October 19, 2021, 09:47:12 PM
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess.
- Matt Kirshen
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on October 24, 2021, 11:15:06 PM
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on October 28, 2021, 10:07:11 PM
I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on October 31, 2021, 11:14:54 AM
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
- James Dent
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2021, 08:54:00 PM
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download chocolate.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on November 16, 2021, 10:49:03 PM
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
- Doug Larson
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on December 12, 2021, 11:59:26 AM
The problem with stealing quotes off the internet is you never know if they are genuine.
- Abraham Lincoln
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on December 22, 2021, 12:47:50 AM
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely,
The Opportunist. 

Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on January 21, 2022, 05:26:25 PM
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
- Doug Larson
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on June 09, 2022, 10:43:04 PM
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2022, 12:53:16 PM
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2022, 11:54:44 AM
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on September 16, 2022, 10:08:29 AM
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 14, 2023, 10:10:35 PM
The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony Number 9.
- Erwin Dieterich, programmer
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Mike Mitchell on August 15, 2023, 10:21:14 AM
Quote from: Daniel on August 14, 2023, 10:10:35 PMThe last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony Number 9.
- Erwin Dieterich, programmer
If we still had them, I'd give you several karma points for that one!!  :rofl: To me, C always looked like someone had screwed up their Pascal code.  :wink
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 17, 2023, 02:06:45 PM
Duct Tape is like the force. There's a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on August 24, 2023, 06:25:37 PM
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

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Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on February 19, 2024, 02:14:57 PM
Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray.
- Sam Redwine
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on February 24, 2024, 12:32:40 PM
Life is a bowl of soup, and I am a fork.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Daniel on March 03, 2024, 11:26:06 PM
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Bill Watterson