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OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor

Last post by Cruncher Pete - Today at 12:30:52 PM

There was this guy at a bar just looking at his drink when a big troublemaking Truck Driver sits down next to him, grabs his drink and gallops it down with one go. The guy starts to cry.  The Truck Driver says: "Come on it can't be that bad, here I will buy you another, I just can't stand a grown-up man crying." The guy says:" You don't understand, I slept in this morning and when I got to work, my boss fired me. I went to the car park only to find that my car was stolen. I got into a cab and when I got out, I realized that I have left my wallet behind.  The Taxi driver just took off. I go inside my house only to find that my wife is in bed with the Gardener.  I leave my home to come to this bar and just when I was thinking of ending my life, you show up and drink my poison."

#2

OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Can you spot the penguin?

Last post by tazzduke - Today at 10:44:43 AM

Are you kidding me, have they upped it to the Advanced Level, or Super Advanced Level 

#3

OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor

Last post by Cruncher Pete - Today at 09:38:01 AM

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OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Can you spot the penguin?

Last post by Dataman - Today at 06:06:31 AM

https://mcusercontent.com/2c6057c528fdc6f73fa196d9d/images/112ccf24-2fc2-5698-5cd2-cd07bfb46f20.jpg

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OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor

Last post by tazzduke - Yesterday at 06:24:45 PM

oh god these crack me up lol 

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WORD LINK / Re: Word Link 2

Last post by Dingo - Yesterday at 11:39:55 AM

Tree ~

#7

OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor

Last post by Cruncher Pete - Yesterday at 09:28:56 AM

I tried having my mother's phone disconnected, but the customer-service rep told me that since the account was in my dad's name, he'd have to be the one to put in the request. The fact that he'd been dead for 40 years didn't sway her. Then a solution hit me: "If I stop paying the bill, you can turn off the service, right?" "Well, yes," she said reluctantly. "But that would ruin his credit."

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WORD LINK / Re: Word Link 2

Last post by Cruncher Pete - Yesterday at 09:15:25 AM

~bark

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WORD LINK / Re: Word Link 2

Last post by jave808 - Yesterday at 07:41:34 AM

~ dog

#10

OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor

Last post by Cruncher Pete - December 08, 2022, 09:49:46 AM

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost in the desert.
After walking along for a while they eventually found a lamp and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home.
Poof! She was transported back home.
The brunette wished to be back at home with her family.
Poof! She was magically transported back home.
The blonde then says, "Aww, I wish my friends were here."