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WORD LINK / Re: Word Link 2

Last post by jave808 - Today at 10:23:25 AM

~ hurt

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OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor

Last post by Cruncher Pete - Today at 09:36:02 AM

Blonde goes for an interview as a detective.. interviewer ok so what's 12 and 12 blonde thinks for a while..24.well done says the interviewer and how many days are in 4 weeks..the blonde thinks for a while...28 sir she says ...well done you're doing well just a few more questions...next who killed Abraham Lincoln..she thinks for a while and as she does the interviewer gets a phone call and says well catch up and finish this tomorrow...ok she says and goes home to her flatmate who asks...how did your I nterview go...great says the blonde I think I ve got the job wow why s that...the interviewer has just asked me to solve my first murder case.

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PRIMEGRID@HOME / Re: Project Update

Last post by Dingo - Yesterday at 07:29:51 PM

[PrimeGrid] GFN 19 Found!
On 13 April 2024, 03:42:53 UTC, PrimeGrid's Generalized Fermat Prime Search found the Mega Prime: 8630170^524288+1 The prime is 3,636,472 digits long and will enter "The Largest Known Primes Database" ranked 11th for Generalized Fermat primes and 83rd overall. The discovery was made by Antonio Lucendo (Trotador) of Spain using a dual CPU AMD EPYC 7B13 64-Core Processor @ 2.20GHz with 173GB RAM, running Ubuntu 22.04.3 LTS. This computer took about 4 hours, 45 minutes to complete the probable prime (PRP) test using Genefer22. Antonio Lucendo is a member of the XtremeSystems team. The PRP was confirmed prime on 14 April 2024 by an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D @ 4.2GHz, running Debian 12.5. This computer took about 26 hours, 11 minutes to complete the primality test using LLR. For more details, please see the official announcement.

View article · Tue, 23 Apr 2024 15:26:08 +0000

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OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor

Last post by Cruncher Pete - Yesterday at 09:18:24 AM

A guy goes to the doctor with a severe upset stomach. The doctor diagnoses a tapeworm, but says "not to worry", he's got a surefire cure."Okay!" Says the guy, "When can you start? I can't stand the thought of a tapeworm in me."Doc says, "Okay. Drop your pants, lean over the table." When the guy assumes, Doc suddenly rams a hot dog up there. Waits 15 seconds and rams a hard boiled egg up there. The guy is surprised to say the least, but Doc just tells him to come back tomorrow.Next day, same thing. Doc says, "Drop your pants, lean over the table." Rams a hot dog up there. Waits 15 seconds and rams a hard boiled egg up there. The guy is surprised again, but Doc just tells him to come back tomorrow.This goes on for 6 days, and on the 7th, the guy says, "Hey Doc, I think the cure is worse than the tapeworm. I can't take it anymore. Doc says, "No worries, it will all be over tomorrow."Next day, the guy assumes the position. Doc rams a hot dog up there. Waits 15 seconds.Nothing. Waits 15 more seconds.Nothing. Waits 15 more seconds.Then when the tapeworm stuck his head and yelled, "Hey, where's my boiled egg!?" Doc grabbed it and yanked it out!

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MILKYWAY@HOME / Re: Computer error

Last post by Dingo - April 23, 2024, 08:31:02 PM

I searched there forum and nothing came up but it looks like a server error.   I would ask in the forum and see if you get a response. I have never seen it before but I think it is a PHP error.

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MILKYWAY@HOME / Re: Computer error

Last post by chooka03 - April 23, 2024, 06:42:59 PM

Wow... no idea sorry Pete. I've never seen that before.
It's been ages since I've run M@H.

[Deprecated]

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MILKYWAY@HOME / Re: Computer error

Last post by Cruncher Pete - April 23, 2024, 08:54:54 AM

I hav,nt crunched MilkyWay for a long time. I noted that I do not belong to any team, so I attempted to join Boinc@Australia and received the following error:   Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property BoincTeam::$refcnt is deprecated in /home/boinc/boinc/milkyway/html/user/team_search.php on line 67.

Any idea what that means?

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OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor

Last post by Cruncher Pete - April 23, 2024, 08:24:45 AM

Many years ago I managed a furniture and interiors store in W. London. One particular day I visited the company's warehouse to select some stock for the store.At lunchtime I went with the warehouse asst. manager (Neil) to the local bookmakers, as he liked a small flutter on the gee-gees. I stood at the back of the bookies waiting for my colleague while he placed his bet (always tiny amounts — 10p here, 20p there. A very sensible gambler) and, as he did so, he dropped his coin on the floor. Upon picking it up, he immediately dropped it again.The bookie behind the counter said "Do you wanna drop anything else?" and, quick as a flash, my colleague replied "I'll drop me trousers, show you me arse!".From the back of the small betting shop I overheard everything and burst out laughing. I also noticed that the bookie was (excuse the expression) p*ssing himself with laughter!In all the years I worked with Neil it was the only particularly funny thing I ever heard him say. But I thought it was brilliant!

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LHC@HOME / Re: Project News - LHC@Home

Last post by Dingo - April 23, 2024, 01:07:25 AM

[LHC@home] 20th BOINC Workshop May 29-31
The registration is now open for the 2024 BOINC Workshop -- this year in person, at CERN.

https://indico.cern.ch/event/1379525/overview

Please register if you plan to attend.

View article · Mon, 22 Apr 2024 09:21:39 +0000

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WORD LINK / Re: Word Link 2

Last post by jave808 - April 22, 2024, 11:21:18 AM

~ butt

(Sorry, first thing that came to mind LoL)