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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #105 on: September 01, 2021, 06:16:43 PM »

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #106 on: September 05, 2021, 03:02:15 PM »

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
- W. C. Fields
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #107 on: September 07, 2021, 12:27:29 AM »

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #108 on: September 09, 2021, 03:34:38 PM »

I wasn’t particularly close to my dad before he died… which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine.
- Olaf Falafel
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #109 on: September 10, 2021, 09:31:22 PM »

The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. The problem is no one runs in your family.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #110 on: September 12, 2021, 03:11:34 PM »

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.
- Bill Murray
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #111 on: September 13, 2021, 11:10:29 PM »

I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #112 on: September 16, 2021, 12:59:06 PM »

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #113 on: September 20, 2021, 03:45:08 PM »

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
- Henny Youngman
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #114 on: September 23, 2021, 11:41:59 PM »

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #115 on: September 28, 2021, 10:57:16 AM »

I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house.
- Ed Byrne
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #116 on: October 02, 2021, 08:11:57 AM »

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #117 on: October 04, 2021, 03:18:42 PM »

Vegetables – what food eats before it becomes food.
- David Weber
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #118 on: October 08, 2021, 06:58:04 PM »

I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #119 on: October 12, 2021, 07:41:34 PM »

Man is the only living being who cuts down trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it.
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