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MILKYWAY@HOME / Re: Computer error

Last post by Dingo - Yesterday at 08:31:02 PM

I searched there forum and nothing came up but it looks like a server error.   I would ask in the forum and see if you get a response. I have never seen it before but I think it is a PHP error.

#2

MILKYWAY@HOME / Re: Computer error

Last post by chooka03 - Yesterday at 06:42:59 PM

Wow... no idea sorry Pete. I've never seen that before.
It's been ages since I've run M@H.

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MILKYWAY@HOME / Re: Computer error

Last post by Cruncher Pete - Yesterday at 08:54:54 AM

I hav,nt crunched MilkyWay for a long time. I noted that I do not belong to any team, so I attempted to join Boinc@Australia and received the following error:   Deprecated: Creation of dynamic property BoincTeam::$refcnt is deprecated in /home/boinc/boinc/milkyway/html/user/team_search.php on line 67.

Any idea what that means?

#4

OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor

Last post by Cruncher Pete - Yesterday at 08:24:45 AM

Many years ago I managed a furniture and interiors store in W. London. One particular day I visited the company's warehouse to select some stock for the store.At lunchtime I went with the warehouse asst. manager (Neil) to the local bookmakers, as he liked a small flutter on the gee-gees. I stood at the back of the bookies waiting for my colleague while he placed his bet (always tiny amounts — 10p here, 20p there. A very sensible gambler) and, as he did so, he dropped his coin on the floor. Upon picking it up, he immediately dropped it again.The bookie behind the counter said "Do you wanna drop anything else?" and, quick as a flash, my colleague replied "I'll drop me trousers, show you me arse!".From the back of the small betting shop I overheard everything and burst out laughing. I also noticed that the bookie was (excuse the expression) p*ssing himself with laughter!In all the years I worked with Neil it was the only particularly funny thing I ever heard him say. But I thought it was brilliant!

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LHC@HOME / Re: Project News - LHC@Home

Last post by Dingo - Yesterday at 01:07:25 AM

[LHC@home] 20th BOINC Workshop May 29-31
The registration is now open for the 2024 BOINC Workshop -- this year in person, at CERN.

https://indico.cern.ch/event/1379525/overview

Please register if you plan to attend.

View article · Mon, 22 Apr 2024 09:21:39 +0000

#6

WORD LINK / Re: Word Link 2

Last post by jave808 - April 22, 2024, 11:21:18 AM

~ butt

(Sorry, first thing that came to mind LoL)

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OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor

Last post by Cruncher Pete - April 22, 2024, 09:18:23 AM

A recently widowed woman is be-grieving her recently deceased husband. The mortician asked: "Ma'am, is there anything I can do for you?" The wife says: " My husband ALWAYS wanted to be buried in blue suit, and you have him in black."The mortician says: "Well ma'am, you see,' black is all we have." It's traditional wear, for the dearly departed. It represents the loss, and emptiness we feel. But, I'll do what I can. The widow thanks the mortician and leaves.The following Friday, the widow returns to the mortuary, to view her husband one last time before his funeral Saturday. The mortician directs her behind a drape and she sees her husband in a beautiful blue suit. She was awed by what she saw. "Oh that's just lovely! However did you do it?"The mortician replies: "Well after you left Wednesday,' they brought in another man, who was about the same size, weight, and flesh tone of your husband. His widow, was grieving the fact that her husband was wearing a blue suit, and that he wanted to be buried in a black suit.'""Well, after she left,'' It was just a matter of switching the heads.'"

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YAFU / Re: Project Updates

Last post by Dingo - April 21, 2024, 08:27:23 PM

[YAFU] Aliquot sequence 28^95 has terminated!!!
Aliquot sequence 28^95 has terminated!!!


View article · Sun, 21 Apr 2024 06:57:42 +0000

#9

PRIMEGRID@HOME / Re: Prime Numbers

Last post by Cruncher Pete - April 21, 2024, 05:46:25 PM

Keep it up Dark Angel...

#10

WORD LINK / Re: Word Link 2

Last post by Dingo - April 21, 2024, 04:59:33 PM

bubble ~