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#24
OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor
Last post by Cruncher Pete - April 21, 2024, 09:01:21 AMA wife comes home and says to her husband. 'Amazing, I have saved £300 by buying this lovely bag for only £400 instead of £700 ! What a steal. What do you think love?"Hubby ' Wow, what a great saving and a cool bag! Why don't you buy 5 more and save £1500 and pay this month's mortgage?
#25
OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor
Last post by Cruncher Pete - April 20, 2024, 08:31:33 AMThe Minister of Transport from Mossacklandia was invited to visit the Republic of Fonseca to meet his counterpart. He was driven along a bumpy road to a palatial house - the private residence of the Minister of Transport of Fonseca. "What a beautiful house you have here" said the visitor, "How did you pay for it?" "That was easy," replied the host, "The Ministry of Transport built the road that you drove here on, but I used half of the funding to build this house for me and my family." The next year, it was the turn of the Minister from Mossacklandia to host a transport summit. The Minister from Fonseca got off the 'plane, and was invited to step on board a helicopter that flew him across the jungle to an amazing castle, complete with swimming pools, roller-coasters and an ice-rink. "I like your house", he said, "But why is it in the middle of the jungle?" The Minister from Mossacklandia replied "I copied your idea, but instead of using half of the funding for the road, I used all of it."
#28
OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor
Last post by Cruncher Pete - April 19, 2024, 08:35:50 AMA little boy told me this one. Do you know why ducks have flat feet? No. From stomping out forest fires! A minute later - Do you know why elephants have flat feet? No. From stomping out burning ducks.