Quote of the Day

[Cruncher Pete]

  I don't believe in failure. It's not failure if you enjoyed the process.
– Oprah Winfrey         
 

[Daniel]

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
– Harry Hill

[Daniel]

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
- Steven Wright

[Daniel]

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- Margaret Mead

[Daniel]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
– Robert Bloch

[Daniel]

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: 'How to Build a Boat.'
- Steven Wright

[Daniel]

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- Ken Dodd

[Daniel]

As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
- Sir Norman Wisdom

[Daniel]

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
- Doug Larson

[Daniel]

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
- Ace Ventura

[Daniel]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
- Steven Wright

[Daniel]

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
- Tommy Cooper

[Daniel]

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin

[Daniel]

Never follow anyone else's path. Unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
- Ellen DeGeneres

[Daniel]

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin