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Author Topic: Quote of the Day  (Read 7746 times)

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #90 on: July 26, 2021, 11:40:20 AM »

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
- Marilyn Monroe

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #91 on: July 27, 2021, 07:32:19 PM »

Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.
- Jay Leno

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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #92 on: July 28, 2021, 11:50:19 AM »

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #93 on: July 30, 2021, 01:34:22 PM »

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired. 
- Will Ferrell
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #94 on: July 31, 2021, 11:59:54 AM »

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
- David Lee Roth
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #95 on: August 01, 2021, 11:10:07 AM »

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

- Jay Leno
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #96 on: August 02, 2021, 11:55:11 AM »

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Steven Wright
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #97 on: August 08, 2021, 08:55:39 AM »

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

- Tim Vine
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #98 on: August 12, 2021, 05:35:21 PM »

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #99 on: August 17, 2021, 11:32:12 PM »

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
- Homer Simpson
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #100 on: August 21, 2021, 12:07:56 PM »

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Noel Coward
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #101 on: August 24, 2021, 03:29:39 PM »

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
- Robert Benchley
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #102 on: August 25, 2021, 08:03:42 PM »

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

- Will Rogers
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #103 on: August 30, 2021, 02:59:43 PM »

Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
- Bill Murray
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Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #104 on: August 31, 2021, 09:45:11 PM »

If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
- Olaf Falafel
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