BOINC@AUSTRALIA FORUM

  • January 26, 2022, 03:33:08 PM
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Guests can read some posts but have no other privileges.
Team members should register to see all boards.
Forgot your password?

Pages: 1 ... 7 8 [9]   Go Down

Author Topic: Quote of the Day  (Read 8918 times)

Daniel

  • Forum Moderator
  • Board Lord
  • *****
  • Aussie Karma: +534/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2304
Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #120 on: October 16, 2021, 12:16:12 PM »

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- Rick Cook
Logged

Daniel

  • Forum Moderator
  • Board Lord
  • *****
  • Aussie Karma: +534/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2304
Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #121 on: October 19, 2021, 08:47:12 PM »

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess.
- Matt Kirshen
Logged

Daniel

  • Forum Moderator
  • Board Lord
  • *****
  • Aussie Karma: +534/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2304
Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #122 on: October 24, 2021, 10:15:06 PM »

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
Logged

Daniel

  • Forum Moderator
  • Board Lord
  • *****
  • Aussie Karma: +534/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2304
Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #123 on: October 28, 2021, 09:07:11 PM »

I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
Logged

Daniel

  • Forum Moderator
  • Board Lord
  • *****
  • Aussie Karma: +534/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2304
Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #124 on: October 31, 2021, 10:14:54 AM »

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
- James Dent
Logged

Daniel

  • Forum Moderator
  • Board Lord
  • *****
  • Aussie Karma: +534/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2304
Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #125 on: November 13, 2021, 07:54:00 PM »

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download chocolate.
Logged

Daniel

  • Forum Moderator
  • Board Lord
  • *****
  • Aussie Karma: +534/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2304
Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #126 on: November 16, 2021, 09:49:03 PM »

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
- Doug Larson
Logged

Daniel

  • Forum Moderator
  • Board Lord
  • *****
  • Aussie Karma: +534/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2304
Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #127 on: December 12, 2021, 10:59:26 AM »

The problem with stealing quotes off the internet is you never know if they are genuine.
- Abraham Lincoln
Logged

Daniel

  • Forum Moderator
  • Board Lord
  • *****
  • Aussie Karma: +534/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2304
Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #128 on: December 21, 2021, 11:47:50 PM »

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely,
The Opportunist. 

Logged

Daniel

  • Forum Moderator
  • Board Lord
  • *****
  • Aussie Karma: +534/-0
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2304
Re: Quote of the Day
« Reply #129 on: January 21, 2022, 04:26:25 PM »

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.
- Doug Larson
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 7 8 [9]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.033 seconds with 21 queries.