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Started by jave808, May 18, 2022, 12:54:18 PM

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jave808

#30
July 20, 2022, 09:57:15 AM
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
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jave808

#31
July 20, 2022, 09:58:08 AM
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
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Dave Studdert

#32
November 01, 2022, 08:01:44 PM
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.




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