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#1
SRBASE / Re: Project Update
Last post by Dingo - Today at 08:50:47 PM[SRBase] upcoming S79 batch change
To get done the last CRUS goal for S79 in 2023 we will also change the deadline to 12h in the next batch. Keep in mind this is only an exception. Standard deadline will be 3d.
View article ยท Mon, 4 Dec 2023 20:04:08 +0000
To get done the last CRUS goal for S79 in 2023 we will also change the deadline to 12h in the next batch. Keep in mind this is only an exception. Standard deadline will be 3d.
View article ยท Mon, 4 Dec 2023 20:04:08 +0000
#3
OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor
Last post by Cruncher Pete - Today at 09:06:30 AMA prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
#5
OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Can you spot the penguin?
Last post by Mike Mitchell - Yesterday at 08:38:20 PMI think you may be right Dingo. The outline stood out because of the colour.
#8
OPEN DISCUSSION / Re: Humor
Last post by Cruncher Pete - Yesterday at 10:35:41 AMA preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
"Mind if I have a few?" he asks.
"No, not at all!" the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and, as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.
"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts. I really just meant to eat a few."
"Oh, that's all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."
Read more on page: https://jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2022/12/11/
"Mind if I have a few?" he asks.
"No, not at all!" the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and, as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.
"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts. I really just meant to eat a few."
"Oh, that's all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."
Read more on page: https://jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2022/12/11/